Last weekend was a bit more action fulled than usual. A mountain city in China was invaded by a seagull trying to become their major. Since China has heard nothing but good things about me they called for me to save the inhabitant. I just couldn’t say no. So I ran over to China to kick some seagull ass. It didn’t run as smooth as I had hoped, at one moment the seagull caught me in his beak and that’s of course the only picture I have from that intense match. But with my unimaginable strength I managed to kick box it’s uvula. The seagull must have felt unbelievable pain because it opened it beak right away so that I could start fighting for real again. After 5 min of an intense combat the seagull I ripped its heart out and it fell down and will forever be down, beaten by a human.
And I have to give my thanks to the US army whom did their best to help me when I was cough in the beak. It’s not their fault that they were not able to help me more than I did my self, the seagull was just not like anything they had any experience with from earlier. But thanks for trying.
